I hate Mr. Copson!!!

Mr. Copson aka english teacher from hell. Gaaaaahhhhhhhhh what is his problem?! Old angry man. I swear he's about 200. Oh and he MUST accentuate on EVERY other WORD whilst he paces up and down the middle of the classroom; 4 steps forwards, 4 steps back. He must get some few good hundred paces done throughout the day. The man never stands still, he's worse than watching a tennis match! Oh and the arms... they wave about crazily as if trying to escape and fly off from his shoulders, while he explains what Juliet was feeling about Romeo in that horrid scene over and over and over again.

Sir honestly... Say it don't spray it!!! That's Disgusting.
I admit my work was a little late in, but was that a good enough reason for your body temperature to go up to 50 degrees C whilst your face went a shade of red so intense that i thought you might just catch fire anytime soon? No, I don't think so. You should really watch that stress though, sir, because honestly, we all worry about you. I mean maybe a hundred years ago when you were young you would've been fine.. but now we don't know when your joints may give in and you may drop dead halfway through your ridiculous pacing.

I didn't give you a Valentine's Card, is that why you're so mad? :) Hey don't be upset, i'm sure you have plenty of other admirers in the class. And please stop calling my house, it's the 4th time now and it's getting creepy. That missing homework was from last term, OK? Get over it.