Legal Nakedness

I reckon there should be an international "Naked Day" or even a month, where it would be illegal to wear clothes. Can you imagine how fun that would be? Hmmm. Possibly equally awkward too. =) Going to school naked...running, ironing, cooking, washing the car naked!! I bet you could think of someone right here on the spot that you'd want to see naked, so don't judge me for thinking these sinful thoughts.
Anyways, this was just a brief thought/fabtastic idea i just got and figured i should post, to enlighten you.
I hope you feel smarter, but most likely you don't so, i hope you weren't turned on by that either, you perv!

I shall be posting most my random genius ideas on here, so beware and keep little kids away from the computer screen!!

My Foreign Racist Ass!!!

I'm foreign and proud. I'd rather be a lemon than be british.

As with any nation, there are some (in this case a minority) people for whom this really isn't fair, since they aren't the problem.

I hate chavs. But really, 99% of people do, unless they themselves are chavs. I mean don't mind me but i just don't think tucking your trousers in your socks is very sexeh.

Why oh why would you wear sportswear and ONLY sportswear, when you are a 12 year old, overweight, pregnant girl who will only run or do more than a stretch to tie her Nike's shoelaces up, if a monster would be chasing her?
But then of course there's the other look that is popular and compatible with chav mentality: the oh-so-cool cap and the polo shirt. This is when they are really dressed up, although the bling-bling is present at all times no matter what the outfit. Sometimes the tucked in socks are there too, with the classic sticking-up collar.

To be honest, i don't give a cheval's merde what chavs dress like. It's just quite fascinating to see...
And don't get me wrong, chavs are ze awesomeness if you're into the whole stupid-fat-narcissistic type of thing.

Not meaning to go over the line here... but how the hell and why do they all own flat-screen TVs, even if that already crosses their budget limit ,so they don't have a bed? There's a mystery for ya!

I overheard a chav-to-chav conversation on the bus yesterday and for short it was something like this :
"oh me gosh Noreen! well many people gots the same top!"
"yeh i nooo , but i lookz well fitta than dat Gertrude biatch!!!"

* I tried to spell in the way they spoke, which btw i found highly entertaining..
On my first day at school, this random blonde bimbo asked me 2 trick questions. o.0

"Dya fancy Edmund??" and " Dya think he's fit?He issss innee?"

Okaay... so i'm thinking.. No, i don't want to eat or drink Edmund, you crazy bitch. I suppose he's fit... but not fit enough for a marathon. That's pretty much what i told her too, but now i know why there was an awkward silence afterwards. I would give a prize to any foreigner who would know exactly what blondebimbo meant in those 2 questions, without asking anyone and being on your first "chav experience"!

Translation to normal-people english:
" Do you like Edmund ?"
" Do you think he's sexy? I think he is, isn't he?"
Translation into Rurulanguage:
"Do you likey-like Edmund in the yucky lovie dovie way?"
"Do you think he's grabbable? Agree with me or die!"

Actual meaning of this in chav language:
"Do you want to suck faces with Edmund?"
"I want to fuck him, don't you?"

*Noreen, Gertrude and Edmund are just random names, not meaning to offend you people out there who have these awesomeness names.

Complicated merde right there! =O The point is... the world would be a better place without chavs, (by world meaning pretty much just the uk) also a cleaner, healthier, stupid-free zone and oh.. i could go on.
But i won't, so

Kiss my foreign racist ass, you chavs! And stop buying all the crisps! Normal people like them too you know..


<<<< Not very accurate, since socks aren't visible! =)