I'm foreign and proud. I'd rather be a lemon than be british.
As with any nation, there are some (in this case a minority) people for whom this really isn't fair, since they aren't the problem.
I hate chavs. But really, 99% of people do, unless they themselves are chavs. I mean don't mind me but i just don't think tucking your trousers in your socks is very sexeh.
Why oh why would you wear sportswear and ONLY sportswear, when you are a 12 year old, overweight, pregnant girl who will only run or do more than a stretch to tie her Nike's shoelaces up, if a monster would be chasing her?
But then of course there's the other look that is popular and compatible with chav mentality: the oh-so-cool cap and the polo shirt. This is when they are really dressed up, although the bling-bling is present at all times no matter what the outfit. Sometimes the tucked in socks are there too, with the classic sticking-up collar.
To be honest, i don't give a cheval's merde what chavs dress like. It's just quite fascinating to see...
And don't get me wrong, chavs are ze awesomeness if you're into the whole stupid-fat-narcissistic type of thing.
Not meaning to go over the line here... but how the hell and why do they all own flat-screen TVs, even if that already crosses their budget limit ,so they don't have a bed? There's a mystery for ya!
I overheard a chav-to-chav conversation on the bus yesterday and for short it was something like this :
"oh me gosh Noreen! well many people gots the same top!"
"yeh i nooo , but i lookz well fitta than dat Gertrude biatch!!!"
* I tried to spell in the way they spoke, which btw i found highly entertaining..
On my first day at school, this random blonde bimbo asked me 2 trick questions. o.0
"Dya fancy Edmund??" and " Dya think he's fit?He issss innee?"
Okaay... so i'm thinking.. No, i don't want to eat or drink Edmund, you crazy bitch. I suppose he's fit... but not fit enough for a marathon. That's pretty much what i told her too, but now i know why there was an awkward silence afterwards. I would give a prize to any foreigner who would know exactly what blondebimbo meant in those 2 questions, without asking anyone and being on your first "chav experience"!
Translation to normal-people english:
" Do you like Edmund ?"
" Do you think he's sexy? I think he is, isn't he?"
Translation into Rurulanguage:
"Do you likey-like Edmund in the yucky lovie dovie way?"
"Do you think he's grabbable? Agree with me or die!"
Actual meaning of this in chav language:
"Do you want to suck faces with Edmund?"
"I want to fuck him, don't you?"
*Noreen, Gertrude and Edmund are just random names, not meaning to offend you people out there who have these awesomeness names.
Complicated merde right there! =O The point is... the world would be a better place without chavs, (by world meaning pretty much just the uk) also a cleaner, healthier, stupid-free zone and oh.. i could go on.
But i won't, so
Kiss my foreign racist ass, you chavs! And stop buying all the crisps! Normal people like them too you know..
<<<< Not very accurate, since socks aren't visible! =)
