Online Love?

What's all this shit going around about "online love" anyways?

No way. No way in hell there can be such a thing, no? I mean think about it, the internet is so unsafe and so unknown to us that really, it's like a big dangerous database. So from that i take it that there's no possible way in finding love. It must all be lies and blindness. Or just plain stupidity, right? You silly dumbcrackers.

It's silly.

It's silly that some of us think it isn't possible. If love exists, it would exist everywhere, not just where you think it's appropriate for it to be born. Also it's not like unprotected sex LOL, it's more like drunken unprotected sex, you don't know you've done it, but on some level you know very well what happened. Like love, sometimes you aren't aware. It takes one to fit perfectly, but often lots to find that one.

Think. Do you have a light at the end of the tunnel? Or are you unaware if such a thing exists? Do you doubt it because there is a slight chance of it disappointing you?

I wish you'd believe.

Now when someone says they met someone online and they think they're the one for them, don't be an ass, OK?

It doesn't matter if you believe it, it doesn't matter if you understand it, it just matters that you respect it.

Wales? Nooo! I'll stick with England

Wales is one strange place. Not nearly as strange as Romania, but hey, at least Romania's funny because it's so fucked up. Wales is just.. just strange. Not strange in a bad way particularly, it just strikes me as a place i wouldn't wanna visit more than once.. OK maybe twice for the people i know that are there.

Their language is something else. Their words are something like"gfbtnmrbdstplkDYDD". Really now, what the hell?!
Journey up there was a nightmare. Mom and Cliff couldn't agree on a CD to play LOL. Then when i turned my iPod on they told me off for it, saying it was too loud. WTF?? Anyways, whole journey took way over 3 hours.
3 hours in a car?! Are you kidding me? I was so bored i started counting dead sheep. Yes, there are quite a few in Wales. Dead sheep then lamp posts... clouds....pigeons... trucks, cars, people. You name it, i counted it.
Just a thought- how come all truck drivers are ugly and over 50? Girl hasn't got any eye candy on the road!! It's tragic.

Once we got there it suddenly turned from suicidally boring to awesomeness. =) We stayed at our romanian friends, which by the way cook VERY well. Food wasn't an issue. If the food is there and plenty, i'm a happy bunny. I'm a simple person with simple needs, good food is one of them!

Now.. maybe i shouldn't judge since i wasn't there for a long time but..Swansea seemed to me like a big huge industrial dump. Port Talbot even more so. Swansea beach wasn't half bad, Mumbles pier actually very nice.


Tried the sepia effect for once and somehow this picture reminds me of America 1920s? LOL.






Frozen moments.
I like this one. Taking a picture of someone taking a picture.
=)

That's Mumbles Pier. Looks like Wales gets the good weather from England. :) The sky and the sea were one and the same.

Hopefully the next and LAST time i go to Wales it will be sunny. LOL.

Now back in oh so mighty Dorset, England and waiting to go to Belgium. That's my next victim.
Until then...homework homework homework coursework coursework coursework...oh and exams. =) hehe I hate the british school system. If i could i would cut the whole system up into bits and throw it in the government people's faces. Grumpy old men they are anyway! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Myspace..

So i made a myspace. I sunk low enough to make one. Why? Well because i wanted to see if it made me any "cooler" haha. =) Well, it didn't. So screw it, OK?
Now... Going to Wales tomorrow. Verrrrry excited about that, since it's a new place. :) Camera going with me so some evidence will be shown up here sometime.
I went shopping today with Chloe and bought a notebook LOL. It had an awesome cover so i couldn't resist. I named it my "Epiphany Book" :)) or Eppie. I doubt i'll write anything in it, since i speak my thoughts rather than write them down. Writing them ALL would take too damn long.

Since i was such a busy bee, i missed posting a Valentine's Day thingy. Well here goes: Happy lovie dovie day all you lovebirds out there!! My Valentine's was dangerously entertaining; i collapsed/fainted LOL. An ambulance came along and they dragged me along and offered me a wheelchair. I refused it although, those things look fun!! :)) All these people gathered around and i burst out crying :( i think it was shock or something, because i'm not a cry-type person. Anyways it was massively embarrassing lol. Heh oh well.
See you when i have Wales updates.

That's all folks!
=)

No time?

Well, i'm getting into a habit of posting once a month, without wanting to. So instead i'll post more often, but in shorter bits. Short and sweet.
Usually i have a lot on my mind but don't get to put it all down on paper or www. Many changes.. new year and bla bla. But the truth is, i have so many "plans" to accomplish that Blogger has not been on my mind that much.


Good News:

• went skiing, was fabtastically amazing.

• getting a MySpace soon.

Bad News:

• i have a cold.

• no skiing for another year.

Wish : To have enough tissues for the rest of the week... -sigh-

New Year, Same Ruru

2008 eh? Happy New Year!!!


I didn't manage to do a Christmas post, since i was too busy chopping up vegetables for the Boeuf Salad. There is no holiday in my family without Boeuf Salad and stuffing vine leaves. I understand the beef (boeuf) salad, but vine leaves?? They are such a patience killer to make... and if you have anger management issues, you should not even attempt, EVER. Anyways, with all the food done, we set off to my grandparents' house. That's where the "fun" begins!! We play Pictionary every year and it's always a blast, since my family really just...can't draw. I drew a cow that looked like a huge cat with little lines sticking out of its head and its mouth as a big O. Guess what it might've been? Don't panic, no one did! It represented "mad cow disease", and the best guess i got was "shiny cat".
All my animal drawings look like cats somehow, as i was once again reminded when i drew a horse that looked like a huge cat.

Christmas 2007 evaluation: lots of food > lots of chocolate > wine > music > games >presents= PRETTY
GOOD.

On New Year's Eve i attempted to get drunk, but failed miserably. I get hammered by a glass of red wine but i don't even get dizzy from 2 glasses of whiskey?!?! For a first attempt, it doesn't matter, i'm only a teenager.

New Year Plans: 1. LEARN HOW TO ROLLERBLADE.
2. Join Dance School.
3. Get first job.
4. Actually bother with school => pass exams gloriously =)
5. Go to 2+ concerts.
All achievable!!

<< Taken at 12:06, 1st January 2008.

On the right and left 2 of the most important people in my life. Lovies you <3

All Frenched Up

So Ruru went to Paris and EuroDisney this weekend. =) It was ze awesomeness!!! We arrived in Paris on Friday evening and went on a boat ride on the Seine. Ride=amazing, view=amazing, my ass= frozen. So we froze to death, because most of us on the trip decided hats were NOT a good idea... Well folks, don't ever go for fashion statements instead of warmth unless you want some french frostbite as a souvenir. We had dinner at this french/chinese restaurant/place-that-serves-food. Food wasn't bad but what was disturbing was that there were naked paintings next to each table. Also most of the staff was chinese, and french sounds veryyy funny with a chinese accent.

Disneyland...oh Disneyland... what a fabtastic place. Yet again i froze because my shoes were not made for the cold, actually they were meant for 30 degrees C weather. Summer shoes= not useful in sub zero conditions. They weren't sandals or anything, my craziness doesn't go to exact insanity, and i was wearing 2 pairs of socks!! Still no good. I had to buy a hat, to at least keep my brain warm and in place, so i bought a top hat =) with Mr. Scrooge on it!!! That hat definitely got a few looks and giggles. =)
*should wear that hat skiing.

=)
So then i got a bit carried away and..
..bought another hat.

Yui and me, proudly wearing our "new ears" :) You are ze awesomeness chica, rock on!!

Because i'm running out of time rapidly, this'll have to end here. Awesomeness trip, great food..amazing people. :)
...yes..another one.

what can i say...HAT FETISH!!!!! :)

Deadly Flight

First poem attempt. Failed miserably. Hey at least you can tell it's written by me, but i still can't figure out if that's a good thing or not. I'm posting it because in about 20 years time i want to read it and make fun of how bad it is. Anywhooooo here it is =D

Once happy
Flying high,
Now so scared
That I might die.

A shadow upon me
So dark and sly
Watching me as I
Blow dry.

You were quite polite
Not interupting,
One might say
You were even
Out hunting.

Hunting?What for
When you only
Had dinner at four!

Now obviously hungry
You're aggressive
But really,
It's not like i'm
A digestive!

You reach
I fly
You smash
I cry.

I flew again
Lights went out
I got covered
By a cloud?

Then you crushed me
And i died
My insides
And my head
Were underneath
My leg.

Now i died
Gone to bug heaven
It is quite cool,
So thanks, to you.
You bastard.

By Ruru.

This was for english class... teacher's comment was "Interesting..". He obviously doesn't get my sense of humour. His loss. =)

Legal Nakedness

I reckon there should be an international "Naked Day" or even a month, where it would be illegal to wear clothes. Can you imagine how fun that would be? Hmmm. Possibly equally awkward too. =) Going to school naked...running, ironing, cooking, washing the car naked!! I bet you could think of someone right here on the spot that you'd want to see naked, so don't judge me for thinking these sinful thoughts.
Anyways, this was just a brief thought/fabtastic idea i just got and figured i should post, to enlighten you.
I hope you feel smarter, but most likely you don't so, i hope you weren't turned on by that either, you perv!

I shall be posting most my random genius ideas on here, so beware and keep little kids away from the computer screen!!

My Foreign Racist Ass!!!

I'm foreign and proud. I'd rather be a lemon than be british.

As with any nation, there are some (in this case a minority) people for whom this really isn't fair, since they aren't the problem.

I hate chavs. But really, 99% of people do, unless they themselves are chavs. I mean don't mind me but i just don't think tucking your trousers in your socks is very sexeh.

Why oh why would you wear sportswear and ONLY sportswear, when you are a 12 year old, overweight, pregnant girl who will only run or do more than a stretch to tie her Nike's shoelaces up, if a monster would be chasing her?
But then of course there's the other look that is popular and compatible with chav mentality: the oh-so-cool cap and the polo shirt. This is when they are really dressed up, although the bling-bling is present at all times no matter what the outfit. Sometimes the tucked in socks are there too, with the classic sticking-up collar.

To be honest, i don't give a cheval's merde what chavs dress like. It's just quite fascinating to see...
And don't get me wrong, chavs are ze awesomeness if you're into the whole stupid-fat-narcissistic type of thing.

Not meaning to go over the line here... but how the hell and why do they all own flat-screen TVs, even if that already crosses their budget limit ,so they don't have a bed? There's a mystery for ya!

I overheard a chav-to-chav conversation on the bus yesterday and for short it was something like this :
"oh me gosh Noreen! well many people gots the same top!"
"yeh i nooo , but i lookz well fitta than dat Gertrude biatch!!!"

* I tried to spell in the way they spoke, which btw i found highly entertaining..
On my first day at school, this random blonde bimbo asked me 2 trick questions. o.0

"Dya fancy Edmund??" and " Dya think he's fit?He issss innee?"

Okaay... so i'm thinking.. No, i don't want to eat or drink Edmund, you crazy bitch. I suppose he's fit... but not fit enough for a marathon. That's pretty much what i told her too, but now i know why there was an awkward silence afterwards. I would give a prize to any foreigner who would know exactly what blondebimbo meant in those 2 questions, without asking anyone and being on your first "chav experience"!

Translation to normal-people english:
" Do you like Edmund ?"
" Do you think he's sexy? I think he is, isn't he?"
Translation into Rurulanguage:
"Do you likey-like Edmund in the yucky lovie dovie way?"
"Do you think he's grabbable? Agree with me or die!"

Actual meaning of this in chav language:
"Do you want to suck faces with Edmund?"
"I want to fuck him, don't you?"

*Noreen, Gertrude and Edmund are just random names, not meaning to offend you people out there who have these awesomeness names.

Complicated merde right there! =O The point is... the world would be a better place without chavs, (by world meaning pretty much just the uk) also a cleaner, healthier, stupid-free zone and oh.. i could go on.
But i won't, so

Kiss my foreign racist ass, you chavs! And stop buying all the crisps! Normal people like them too you know..


<<<< Not very accurate, since socks aren't visible! =)

Will you be my model?

I think today is one of the best days i've ever had. EVER.

There was no crazy partying or smoking or drunken fights and no one got killed. ( as far as i know) No dragons were sighted and Hitler is not back to life through a miraculous dragony revival. There are still chavs in England and i still live there.
BUT there are other reasons why today was fabtastic.

I finished my ppp (photography portrait project). :) Cliff helped a great deal, seeing as when i started doing photography, i didn't know that the shutter release on the camera is in fact the big fat button everyone pushes to take the picture. Yes, quite sad, isn't it? :)

I made my project on street portraits, so i had the great pleasure of being the "weirdo with a camera that looks like it weighs a tonne" and that goes up to people to freak them out. Well, not really. It wasn't so bad.

Cliff didn't come up to people, because we agreed that that would just look slightly creepy. I mean.. a 43 year old man stopping you in the street: " excuse me, may i take a picture of your little girl?" - hmmm.. NO.
Overall we only had 3 "rejections" and funny that they were 2 foreigners and a goth. =)
Took some fab shots, even though the camera was pretty ancient and it wasn't digital. (Nikon FG 20)

There are so many strange people in this city.. it's incredible. But that's fine by me, since i got some cracking subjects :)
It was an amazing day from all points of view. I mean.. it included photography, strange people, great friends, Bournemouth, chocolate and better yet: Cliff.

I would write more, but my internet is about to be cut off by evil parents.
So i'll end with this. This day was awesomeness because it had just the right people in it. And chocolate.

Many thanks to Cliff, couldn't have done it without you, me lovies you. *kissezzzz*

Yes, i spell kisses wrong intentionally, got a problem?