Words VII

9. He´s Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo.

Will check spellings later on names, since this is timed internet and not free! =O

All I can say is LOLZERS. Really. Great swimming pool and beach companion. Made me chuckle.

P.S He´s just not that into you, babes.

Goats!

Been here for more or less 3 days now, but we´re still so white that we´re slightly racist to the locals, and not yet know our way around too well. With that said, we´ve discovered the town centre today; my feet hurt. Typical pretty, pictoresque streets with so many shops that even if we had the money, we wouldn´t have the time. Also, men with goats. Honest. Bearded short man, obviously spanish, carrying goat.

Everything is very dreamy over here, as i pondered laying on the beach with my sunglasses and hat covering my face. I daydreamed for a while, attempting to tan, and when i opened my eyes, everything was a haze. You know, how your dreams sometimes are, mostly on tv, slightly foggy, but in a dreamy way, which makes everything look better, yes? Indeed it does. But then i realised that in fact, my glasses were blurry. I wiped them and first noticed the sand, pretty and...sandy. Then further down towards the water, the all typical fat man washing himself. Or whatever those guys do. Risking a harsh stereotypes, but there is always that fat guy, with the huuuuuuuge beer belly that just hangs around at the water- doesn´t swim, doesn´t sunbathe, just sort of stands there, and stares at you. I did kep contact for a while, but then he became rather hot. And then i wiped my glasses and just closed my eyes for less dramatic effect! Phew close one! =O

Benefits of the hotel- the one that hasn´t kicked us out yet- are that we get this hand tag/bracelet thing that entitles you to free drinks and snacks. I just thought i was one of the chosen ones, really, in my humble opinion.

The food has eyes, and is crunchy, just how i like it! =P So that is not a problem.

Also, had a weird dream last night. A horror movie about Michael Jackson. Very odd.
I should probably get new sunglasses, these are messing with my eyes and are probably haunted..

Because this hotel is so majestic.. we get free entertainment, which is up for debate. I mean we do have a huge group of chavs staying here, which in their own right are an ongoing 24/7 show. But last night was karaoke, and boy you haven´t seen karaoke until you hear Hakuna Matata in german, sung by twins. Now THAT is quality entertainment, my friends. For free. -jumps of joy- =)

P.S We also found the beach yesterday, which was quite useful.

"E acolo unde-o vad!" LOL or in english: "It´s there where I see it!" -genius, really.